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... you're nuts but you're welcome here.

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Steve Martin
Age: 79
Born: 1945
Born: August 14
Actor
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Banjoist
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Waco
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No matter how many times people say it - 'Oh, I'm just writing this for myself' 'Oh, I'm just doing this for myself' - nobody's doing it for themselves! You're doing it for an audience. So whether I'm performing or writing a book or playing music, it's definitely to be put out there and to be received in some way, definitely.
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