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If I were an animal, I'd probably be a bald eagle, since I'm already bald and I love to fish. But I'd probably be a shaky-ass eagle because I'm afraid of flying.

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Steve Harvey
Age: 67
Born: 1957
Born: January 17
Actor
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Stand-Up Comedian
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