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The best timed joke or the best timed phrase comes at spontaneous moments and just relies on me as the host to be very quick, and that's what I do.

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Steve Harvey
Age: 67
Born: 1957
Born: January 17
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If you think sagging, and, how many women you've got, and how big a chain you've got, and how much dope you're slangin', and how much money you've got in your pocket makes you a man, then you're sadly mistaken. You're going to be a misguided soul your entire life.
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A person has to remember that the road to success is always under construction. You have to get that through your head. That it is not easy becoming successful.
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A woman can't change a man because she loves him. A man changes himself because he loves her.
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You think that God positioned you here so you can just have it all to yourself? God blesses you to become a blessing. That's the deal.
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What you want most out of life is the thing you have to give the most of
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Other than my foundation - mentoring programs - everything I do is for money.
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Men and women really do want the same things. We just need each other to bring it out. That's really the truth of the matter.
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I think that once you lose your fear, and understand that your position is God-given, then, if you lose your fear of what man can do, it enables you to do some things that God wants you to do.
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If you'd asked me then if I saw how big The Steve Harvey Morning Show was going to be, I couldn't tell you. But I knew I could reach people not as a character but as Steve Harvey, because although I tell jokes for a living, I've also lived, and I think I can relate to you more than you know.
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I tell people I'm a stand-up comedian two hours a week. The rest of the time, I'm somebody's husband, I'm somebody's father. I'm a man. I take great pride in that.
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If you don't have a base - you can't not have a spiritual base and survive. That's probably what has kept me out of the tabloids. Then I go home, I've got a family, and I keep my wife in front of my head.
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Failure is a great teacher, and I think when you make mistakes and you recover from them and you treat them as valuable learning experiences, then you've got something to share.
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How can smart women be so stupid about men sometimes? Lack of knowledge. It's what men have kept secret for so long.
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If I were an animal, I'd probably be a bald eagle, since I'm already bald and I love to fish. But I'd probably be a shaky-ass eagle because I'm afraid of flying.
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When people think you are speaking against them as a group, they try to shut it down out here.
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Men don't come up to you to just talk. We come up to you with a plan. We're looking across the room at you, and we don't care about your hopes and dreams. We don't care about what your future holds. We saw something we wanted.
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Your reality is yours. Stop wasting time looking at someone else's reality while doing nothing about yours.
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Women are the real reason we get up every day. I'm talking about real men. If there were no women, I would not even have to bathe, because why would I care? These are guys I'm hanging with. I wake up for a woman every day of my life to make it happen for her.
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Catch fire today! Make today the day you stop complaining and do something!
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Now, revealing that you're a keeper is no guarantee that this guy won't just walk away. Some men really are just sport fishing and have no intention of doing anything more than throwing back the women they bed. If this is the cae with this man, then let him walk-what do you care? He's not the guy you're looking for.
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