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I ain't no author, man . . . my writing skills are not of New York Times best-seller quality, trust and believe it ain't. My vocabulary ain't.

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Steve Harvey
Age: 67
Born: 1957
Born: January 17
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But remember what drives a man real men do what they have to do to make sure their people are taken care of, clothed, housed, and reasonably sastisfied, and if they're doing anything less than that, they're not men.
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A guy that's really serious about you, he's gotta be talking to you, he's gotta want to have one-on-one, in-your-face interaction. That's how we are.
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Sometimes out of your biggest misery, comes your greatest gain.
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I know how men think when they're not responding to questions in a clinical study.
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If you'd asked me then if I saw how big The Steve Harvey Morning Show was going to be, I couldn't tell you. But I knew I could reach people not as a character but as Steve Harvey, because although I tell jokes for a living, I've also lived, and I think I can relate to you more than you know.
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The first time I saw my wife, Marjorie, I was doing stand-up in Memphis, and she was sitting in the front row. Afterward, I walked up and said, Ma'am, I'm going to marry you one day. And 15 years later, I did.
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We all think that this relationship thing is a game out here. All I'm saying to women is, Okay. If it's a game, here are the rules that we play by.
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I think that we, as the African-American men in hip-hop, we have a greater responsibly because we have the ears of so many millions of our young people. And they listenin'.
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Now, revealing that you're a keeper is no guarantee that this guy won't just walk away. Some men really are just sport fishing and have no intention of doing anything more than throwing back the women they bed. If this is the cae with this man, then let him walk-what do you care? He's not the guy you're looking for.
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I never saw myself not being a stand-up. That was my plan.
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