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Biting enemies seems to be acceptable in a surprisingly narrow range of circumstances, or so a ninja shouted at me once

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Steve Aylett
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: January 1
Author
Novelist
Satirist
Science Fiction Writer
Bromley
Narrow
Acceptable
Enemies
Range
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Enemy
Ninja
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Biting

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