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Misery loves another idiot with a jukebox where his soul should be.

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Steve Almond
Age: 58
Born: 1966
Born: October 27
Journalist
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Jukebox
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Misery
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We are all, in the private kingdom of our hearts, desperate for the company of a wise, true friend. Someone who isn’t embarrassed by our emotions, or her own, who recognizes that life is short and all that we have to offer, in the end, is love.
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We need books...because we are all, in the private kingdoms of our hearts, desperate for the company of a wise, true friend.
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It is in these moments of tender and ridiculous nostalgia that I know something inside me is still broken.
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I happen to love football so much and hate myself for loving it.
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You've got all these parents who are projecting their pathologies of fear onto their kids and those kids are understandably messed up. Tragedies happen and that you have to allow kids to experience their own fear and guilt and sorrow. It's the cover-up that really screws people over. Unfortunately, America specializes in cover-ups.
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Authors should be as involved with the marketing of their books as they want to be. No more, no less. I happen to recognized, quite early on, that no one was going to buy my book if I didn't do everything I could to let them know that the book existed.
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I do think, as crazy as it sounds, that sports is an addiction and that it should be accorded some of the same supports as any other addiction.
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At the end of night, before you close your eyes, be content with what you've done and be proud of who you are.
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Every now and then, I'll run into someone who claims not to like chocolate, and while we live in a country where everyone has the right to eat what they want, I want to say for the record that I don't trust these people, that I think something is wrong with them, and that they're probably - and this must be said - total duds in bed.
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Most forms of rage, after all, are only sloppy cloaks for grief.
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If you want to fight a cult, you've got to form a cult.
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The truth is, every sport has been turned into a huge, nihilistic business.
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The answer is that we don't choose our freaks, they choose us.
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Football is Lotto for kids from economically vulnerable neighborhoods.
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But something occurred to me as I sped through that dirty shroud of fog, something Vonnegut has been trying to explain to the rest of us for most of his life. And that is this: Despair is a form of hope. It is an acknowledgment of the distance between ourselves and our appointed happiness. At certain moments, it is reason enough to live.
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All readers come to fiction as willing accomplices to your lies. Such is the basic goodwill contract made the moment we pick up a work of fiction.
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Football is the most successful cult, in terms of members and profits, in human history. Oh wait, there's also religion.
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Just imagine what would happen if Obama grew a pair and in his last year in office just said, Forget it. Football is just too violent and too damaging to the economically vulnerable communities in this country. And it normalizes violence and fosters intolerance, etc. I mean: that would be awesome.
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Much as I love stories, I think I'll only be satisfied with myself as a writer if I'm able to produce a novel that feels publishable. The books that truly take me away - for weeks at a time - are all novels.
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A lot of what I'm having to do to get myself weaned from football is really limit what media I allow myself to consume. And it's a big drag. But it's also the only way to kick the habit.
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