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A good teacher, after all, wields the authority of a parent with none of the psychological baggage. The best of them are semi-mysterious figures whose wisdom seems boundless and whose approval helps us discover who we are.

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Steve Almond
Age: 58
Born: 1966
Born: October 27
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