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Asthma doesn't seem to bother me any more unless I'm around cigars or dogs. The thing that would bother me most would be a dog smoking a cigar.

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Steve Allen
Age: 78 †
Born: 1921
Born: December 26
Died: 2000
Died: October 30
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