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Don’t be offended, but you seem to be one of those people who just attract accidents like a magnet. So… try not to fall into the ocean or get run over or anything, all right?

Stephenie Meyer

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Stephenie Meyer
Age: 50
Born: 1973
Born: December 24
Actor
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Film Producer
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Science Fiction Writer
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Writer
Hartford
Connecticut
Stephenie Morgan Meyer
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