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It is difficult to be funny and great at the same time. Aristophanes and Moliere and Mark Twain must sit below Aristotle and Bossuet and Emerson.
Stephen Leacock
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Stephen Leacock
Age: 74 †
Born: 1869
Born: December 30
Died: 1944
Died: March 28
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The Victorians needed parody. Without it their literature would have been a rank and weedy growth, over-watered with tears.
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We think of the noble object for which the professor appears tonight, we may be assured that the Lord will forgive any one who will laugh at the professor.
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The classics are only primitive literature. They belong to the same class as primitive machinery and primitive music and primitive medicine.
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You can never have international peace as long as you have national poverty.
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I admit that when the facts are not good enough, I always exaggerate them.
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