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I am what is called a professor emeritus—from the Latin e, 'out,' and meritus, 'so he ought to be.

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Stephen Leacock
Age: 74 †
Born: 1869
Born: December 30
Died: 1944
Died: March 28
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Stephen Butler Leacock
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There is an old motto that runs, If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. This is nonsense. It ought to read, If at first you don't succeed, quit, quit at once.
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My parents migrated to Canada in 1876, and I decided to go with them.
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In ancient times they had no statistics so they had to fall back on lies.
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You cannot depict love inside a frame of fact. It needs a mist to dissolve in.
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What we call creative work, ought not to be called work at all, because it isn't. I imagine that Thomas Edison never did a day's work in his last fifty years.
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We think of the noble object for which the professor appears tonight, we may be assured that the Lord will forgive any one who will laugh at the professor.
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Golf may be played on Sunday, not being a game within the view of the law, but being a form of moral effort.
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All our yesterdays, it is true, have only lighted fools the way to dusty death. But we need at least the dates of the yesterdays and the list of the fools.
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I admit that when the facts are not good enough, I always exaggerate them.
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Too much has been said of the heroes of history-the strong men, the troublesome men too little of the amiable, the kindly, the tolerant.
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Newspapermen learn to call a murderer an alleged murderer and the King of England the alleged King of England in order to avoid libel suits.
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The minute a man is convinced he is interesting, he isn't.
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Being a specialist is one thing, getting a job is another.
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There is no doubt that many things in life come to us...at backrounds so to speak. Happiness is one of them.
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With the Great Detective, to think was to act, and to act was to think. Frequently he could do both together.
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Writing is no trouble: you just jot down ideas as they occur to you. The jotting is simplicity itself - it is the occurring which is difficult.
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Most people tire of a lecture in ten minutes clever people can do it in five. Sensible people never go to lectures at all. But the people who do go to a lecture and who get tired of it, presently hold it as a sort of grudge against the lecturer personally. In reality his sufferings are worse than theirs.
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The parent who could see his boy as he really is, would shake his head and say: 'Willie is no good I'll sell him.
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Charles Dickens' creation of Mr. Pickwick did more for the elevation of the human race - I say it in all seriousness - than Cardinal Newman's Lead Kindly Light Amid the Encircling Gloom. Newman only cried out for light in the gloom of a sad world. Dickens gave it.
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