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I am what is called a professor emeritus—from the Latin e, 'out,' and meritus, 'so he ought to be.

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Stephen Leacock
Age: 74 †
Born: 1869
Born: December 30
Died: 1944
Died: March 28
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Stephen Butler Leacock
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Being a specialist is one thing, getting a job is another.
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I admit that when the facts are not good enough, I always exaggerate them.
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The sorrows and disasters of Europe always brought fortune to America.
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Chess is one long regret.
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The Victorians needed parody. Without it their literature would have been a rank and weedy growth, over-watered with tears.
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It takes a good deal of physical courage to ride a horse. This, however, I have. I get it at about forty cents a flask, and take it as required.
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Too much has been said of the heroes of history-the strong men, the troublesome men too little of the amiable, the kindly, the tolerant.
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Golf may be played on Sunday, not being a game within the view of the law, but being a form of moral effort.
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Men are able to trust one another, knowing the exact degree of dishonesty they are entitled to expect.
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Presently I shall be introduced as 'this venerable old gentleman' and the axe will fall when they raise me to the degree of 'grand old man'. That means on our continent any one with snow-white hair who has kept out of jail till eighty.
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American politicians do anything for money... English politicians take the money and won't do anything.
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Charles Dickens' creation of Mr. Pickwick did more for the elevation of the human race - I say it in all seriousness - than Cardinal Newman's Lead Kindly Light Amid the Encircling Gloom. Newman only cried out for light in the gloom of a sad world. Dickens gave it.
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About the only good thing you can say about old age is, it's better than being dead!
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In ancient times they had no statistics so they had to fall back on lies.
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Humour is essentially a comforter, reconciling us to things as they are in contrast to things as they might be.
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