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Stephen King
Age: 76
Born: 1947
Born: September 21
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Death is when the monsters get you.
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I believe the road to hell is paved with adverbs, and I will shout it from the rooftops.
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I have no opinion. No, none at all. Opinion is politics, and politics is an evil which has caused many a fellow to be hung while he's still young and pretty.
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God and the afterlife and all that is certainly a subject that's interested me, and I think it interests me more the older that I get.
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My books depend on someone in danger, putting pieces together and figuring things out. They do a lot of thinking, and that gets lost in the movie.
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A person who doesn't learn from the past is an idiot, in my estimation.
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Stories are artifacts, not really made things which we create and can take credit for, but pre-existing objects which we dig up.
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The family exists for many reasons, but its most basic function may be to draw together after a member dies.
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Friends don’t spy true friendship is about privacy, too.
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Just go on dancing with me like this forever and I'll never tire. We'll scrape our shoe on the stars and hang upside down from the moon.
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Sometimes stories cry out to be told in such loud voices that you write them just to shut them up.
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Sooner or later everything you thought you'd left behind comes around again. For good or ill, it comes around again.
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People seem to think there's a magic formula to writing, i just write 1 word at a time.
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The mystery of the universe is not time but size.
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The greatest mystery the universe offers is not life but Size.
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Your pimples are the Lord's way of chastising you. Now eat your pie.
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That's the day's business. Thinking. Thinking and isolation, because it doesn't matter if you pass the time of day with someone or not in the end, you're alone. He seemed to have put in as many miles in his brain as he had with his feet. The thoughts kept coming and there was no way to deny them.
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Give me just enough information so that I can lie convincingly.
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Too often, in novels that are speculative, God is a kind of kryptonite, and that's about all that it is, and it goes back to Dracula, where someone dumps a crucifix in Count Dracula's face, and he pulls away and runs back into his house. That's not religion. That's some kind of juju, like a talisman.
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I always felt that organized religion was just basically a theological insurance scam where they're saying if you spend time with us, guess what, you're going to live forever, you're going to go to some other plain where you're going to be so happy, you'll just be happy all the time, which is also kind of a scary idea to me.
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