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Donald Trump is a strong president. We got to stand behind this guy is what I think.

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Stephen Colbert
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 13
Actor
Comedian
Satirist
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Television Presenter
Television Producer
Washington
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Stephen Tyrone Colbert
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