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And though I am a committed Christian, I believe everyone has the right to their own religion - be you Hindu, Jewish, or Muslim, I believe there are infinite paths to accepting Jesus Christ as your personal savior.

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Stephen Colbert
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 13
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