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As Shakespeare said, there's nothin' cooler than droppin' the 'g's off of gerunds!

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Stephen Colbert
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 13
Actor
Comedian
Satirist
Screenwriter
Television Presenter
Television Producer
Washington
District of Columbia
Stephen Tyrone Colbert
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Nothin
Shakespeare

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