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What are the origins of dressage? Did just, one day, some young horse say to his dad, 'Dad, I don't want to charge into battle...I just wanna dance'?

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Stephen Colbert
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 13
Actor
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Stephen Tyrone Colbert
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