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I can really find something interesting about almost anyone I talk to.

Stephen Colbert

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Stephen Colbert
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 13
Actor
Comedian
Satirist
Screenwriter
Television Presenter
Television Producer
Washington
District of Columbia
Stephen Tyrone Colbert
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It's the way our founding fathers would have wanted it, if they had founded corporations instead of just a country.
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No one has any idea what's going to happen. Not even Elon Musk. That's why he's building those rockets. He wants a 'Plan B' on another world.
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If Germans are happy it means everyone else is miserable.
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I don't trust books. They're all fact, no heart. And that's exactly what's pulling our country apart today. Because face it, folks, we are a divided nation. Not between Democrats or Republicans, or conservatives and liberals, or tops and bottoms. No, we are divided by those who think with their head, and those who know with their heart.
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Sir, pay no attention to the people who say the glass is half empty, because 32% means it's 2/3 empty. There's still some liquid in that glass is my point, but I wouldn't drink it. The last third is usually backwash. (Said to President Bush at the White House Correspondents Dinner)
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The pen is mightier than the sword, if you shoot that pen out of a gun
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In America, we know to ignore artists if they're serious in any way.
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Made no mistake: America is a Christian nation. The bedrock of our theo-democracy is our Judeo-Christian values. that term, by the way, is a bit of a misnomer. It implies that Christianity and Judaism are equal.
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This is America. I don't want a tomato picked by a Mexican. I want it picked by an American, then sliced by a Guatemalan and served by a Venezuelan in a spa where a Chilean gives me a Brazilian.
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All Dogs Go To Heaven? Sorry, kids. It's only the dogs who've accepted Christ.
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I believe in pulling yourself up by your own bootstraps. I believe it is possible — I saw this guy do it once in Cirque du Soleil. It was magical.
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I teach Sunday school, motherf*****.
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If you're injecting fear into other people, then you're trying to kill their minds. You're trying to get them to stop thinking.
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If I had a dime for everytime that I was wrong, I'd be broke.
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If you like Battlestar Galactica...you're probably a huge nerd.
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As Shakespeare said, there's nothin' cooler than droppin' the 'g's off of gerunds!
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Hey, single malt scotch, youre thirty years old. When are you going to settle down and get married to my stomach?
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I don't think anybody can with a straight face say that the Russians did not set out to influence our election, and they did so.
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