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I can really find something interesting about almost anyone I talk to.
Stephen Colbert
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Stephen Colbert
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 13
Actor
Comedian
Satirist
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Television Presenter
Television Producer
Washington
District of Columbia
Stephen Tyrone Colbert
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We claim no respectability. There's no status I would not surrender for a joke. So we don't have to defend anything.
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