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I'm a huge news junkie. I love what the news does.

Stephen Colbert

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Stephen Colbert
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 13
Actor
Comedian
Satirist
Screenwriter
Television Presenter
Television Producer
Washington
District of Columbia
Stephen Tyrone Colbert
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News
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Thinking that other people might be better than you is what makes you Canadian, not American.
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I deliver my Truth hot and hard.
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The lead singer of Creed says he won’t endorse President Obama. Well that settles it -- Obama will not win the 1998 presidential election.
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Women don't want all that. Women just want a partner who is considerate and attentive, who will spoon with them while reciting Keats, and feed them organic yogurt by candlelight on a seaside cliff at sunset.
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I guess 14% plus Jesus equals victory
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If our Founding Fathers wanted us to care about the rest of the world, they wouldn't have declared their independence from it.
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Sixty eight percent of Republicans don't believe in evolution. On the other hand, only five percent of monkeys believe in Republicans.
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There's nothing wrong with being gay. I have plenty of friends who are going to hell.
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