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Stephen Colbert

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Stephen Colbert
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 13
Actor
Comedian
Satirist
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Television Presenter
Television Producer
Washington
District of Columbia
Stephen Tyrone Colbert
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Corporations have free speech, but they can't speak like you and me. They don't have mouths or hands.
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Charles Darwin got totally hammered, woke up next to a monkey and decided he had to come up with a theory to make it all okay.
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I'm not a truthiness fanatic, I'm truthiness's father.
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Cameras are dangerous. With no waiting period or background check, any whack-job could just stroll into a Wal-Mart and walk out with a semi-automatic. Now, for years I've been pressing for stricter regulations on cameras, especially around our elected officials. Too many political lives have been cut short by some crazed shooter.
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Cain understands domestic issues because he had experience selling pizza and he understands international issues because pizza is Italian.
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NASA scientists have discovered a new form of life, unfortunately, it won't date them either.
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I am no fan of books. And chances are, if you're reading this, you and I share a healthy skepticism about the printed word. Well, I want you to know that this is the first book I've ever written, and I hope it's the first book you've ever read. Don't make a habit of it.
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Now we all know that Fidel Castro dressed up like Marilyn Monroe and gave JFK a case of syphilis so bad it eventually blew out the back of his head.
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Agnostics are just atheists without balls.
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And of course I don't go anywhere without my pet goldfish, Anthrax. I always tell security I'm carrying Anthrax. Yeah, sure I get a lot of guff about it, but it's a family name I'm not changing it.
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I believe that the government that governs best is a government that governs least, and by these standards we have set up a fabulous government in Iraq.
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The fate of our country is now in the hands of people who don't think about what they want until they get right up to the register at McDonald's.
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I'm an actor. I hate to blow everyone's illusions.
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Yes, President Romney will not take God off our coins. And that is so important because right now, just like God, the value of our currency really has to be taken on faith.
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Destroying a religious symbol and building a religious center are really the same thing if you don't think about it.
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Forgot to live-tweet the election last night, so I'm post-tweeting today. I'll start as soon as my fingers unclench from their rage fists.
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It's like boxing a glacier. Enjoy that metaphor, by the way, because your grandchildren will have no idea what a glacier is.
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Never throw caution to the wind. It could whip back into your eyes and blind you.
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You have to have a passionate opinion otherwise you sound false. You end up telling the audience jokes they've already heard.
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Global warming isn't real because I was cold today! Also great news: world hunger is over because I just ate.
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