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Try to love others and serve others and hopefully find those who love and serve you in return.

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Stephen Colbert
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 13
Actor
Comedian
Satirist
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Television Presenter
Television Producer
Washington
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Stephen Tyrone Colbert
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My grandfather did not travel across 4,000 miles of the Atlantic Ocean to see this country overrun by immigrants. He did it because he killed a man back in Ireland.
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I'm not a truthiness fanatic, I'm truthiness's father.
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I'm not a fan of the facts. Facts change my opinion never does.
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I'm impervious to logic.
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NASA scientists have discovered a new form of life, unfortunately, it won't date them either.
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I believe Sarah Palin is a true statesman, whose experience as a failed vice presidential candidate, half-term governor and eight-episode reality star has fully prepared her to take control of our nuclear arsenal.
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What the right-wing in the United States tries to do is undermine the press.
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Summer movie idea: take all the sequels that are out right now, and make movies about their backstories.
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Cameras are dangerous. With no waiting period or background check, any whack-job could just stroll into a Wal-Mart and walk out with a semi-automatic. Now, for years I've been pressing for stricter regulations on cameras, especially around our elected officials. Too many political lives have been cut short by some crazed shooter.
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As Shakespeare said, there's nothin' cooler than droppin' the 'g's off of gerunds!
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If I thought I knew what was going to happen, it wouldn't be worth doing. The challenge is how joyfully, with what sense of fun and adventure and playfulness, we will greet it. We don't have to look for what the next thing will be. If experience is any judge, it'll come flowing toward us like a river.
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You have to have a passionate opinion otherwise you sound false. You end up telling the audience jokes they've already heard.
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Of course! Jeb Bush! America is hungry for another leader from that talented family!
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Warmth is to sun, as truth is to me.
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I teach Sunday school, motherf*****.
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Like all great theologies, Bill [O'Reilly]'s can be boiled down to one sentence: There must be a god, because I don't know how things work.
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I love the Internet, and the Internet loves me back. Why else would it offer me so much sex?
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I may be just an empty flesh terminal reliant on technology for all my ideas, memories and relationships, but I am confident that all of that everything that makes me a unique human being is still out there somewhere, safe in a theoretical storage space owned by giant, multinational corporations.
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