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I've got butterflies in my stomach... because I ate a cocoon quesadilla!
Stephen Colbert
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Stephen Colbert
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 13
Actor
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Washington
District of Columbia
Stephen Tyrone Colbert
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The interesting thing about grief, I think, is that it is its own size. It is not the size of you. It is its own size. And grief comes to you.
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Cardinal Dolan, of course, has a very, very hard job: trying to hold up Catholic family values in sexually liberal New York City. I'm not saying New York is the Gay Mecca. But it's at least Gay-rusalem.
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Make no mistake - they're coming for our guns. And we freedom-loving gun lovers are totally defenseless! Other than, you know, the guns.
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Donald Trump is a strong president. We got to stand behind this guy is what I think.
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I imagined myself living in New York in some sort of open, large but sparse studio apartment with a lot of blond wood and a futon on the floor and a bubbling samovar of tea in the background and a big beard - living alone but with my beard - and doing theater. That's what I thought my life would be.
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When the president decides something on Monday, he still believes it on Wednesday - no matter what happened Tuesday.
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I am no fan of books.
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Republicans and nerds have so much in common -- they both live in fantasy worlds and have no idea how to relate to women.
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If Germans are happy it means everyone else is miserable.
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It's the way our founding fathers would have wanted it, if they had founded corporations instead of just a country.
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Keep your facts, I'm going with the truth.
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And we didn't have cell phones. If you made plans to meet someone in a snow storm, and they didn't show up, you just had to assume they were devoured by wolves and go on with your life.
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The greatest threat facing American today - next to voter fraud, the Western Pinebark beetle, and the memory foam mattress - is the national news media.
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Cameras are dangerous. With no waiting period or background check, any whack-job could just stroll into a Wal-Mart and walk out with a semi-automatic. Now, for years I've been pressing for stricter regulations on cameras, especially around our elected officials. Too many political lives have been cut short by some crazed shooter.
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Warmth is to sun, as truth is to me.
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I'm not a truthiness fanatic, I'm truthiness's father.
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Protect yourself from Muslim vampires by making your neck non-halal.
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What I rediscovered was the therapeutic nature of singing lessons. They're like doing yoga but for [the] inside of your body. You open up and use muscles that you don't think of as malleable.
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Sixty eight percent of Republicans don't believe in evolution. On the other hand, only five percent of monkeys believe in Republicans.
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When I read books it's to escape. It's so I don't have to talk to people.
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