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Everybody loves dogs. They're the pizza of the animal kingdom.

Stephen Colbert

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Stephen Colbert
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 13
Actor
Comedian
Satirist
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Television Presenter
Television Producer
Washington
District of Columbia
Stephen Tyrone Colbert
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