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I've always been a big fan of beauty. Sure, you can't judge a book by its cover but who wants to have sex with a book?
Stephen Colbert
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Stephen Colbert
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 13
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Washington
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Stephen Tyrone Colbert
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If you think you can lead your flock of sheeple and peeps to some glorified noodle fest on the mall, you got another thing coming, mister.
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For me, improvisation is about working with a partner. That is much easier to do in the interview, because you have a sounding board.
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I am no fan of books.
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But you are also the biggest threat of all ...You are a gay person I like. Your threat is that you make being gay seem non-threatening. It's almost as if your happiness does not take mine away.
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I'm an actor. I hate to blow everyone's illusions.
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In God's eyes all children are beautiful but here on earth we have higher standards.
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Warmth is to sun, as truth is to me.
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News for the godless: religion is inescapable. there has never been a human society without some form of worship. And don't point to communist societies like the Soviet Union - they worshipped blue jeans.
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it's back to school time. or as home-schoolers call it, stay-where-you-are time.
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Sure, integrating schools may sound benign. But whats the use of living in a gated community if my kids go to school and get poor all over them?
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President Bush, have a hot dog with me.
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I love being onstage, I love the relationship with the audience.
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When the president decides something on Monday, he still believes it on Wednesday - no matter what happened Tuesday.
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Hey, single malt scotch, youre thirty years old. When are you going to settle down and get married to my stomach?
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So if animals aren't our friends, then what are they? The answer can be summed up between two buns.
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My mom kind of led me toward acting. She wanted to be an actress when she was younger. That made me interested in it when I was a kid, because she and I are very close.
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History moves fast. It's hard to believe that gay Americans achieved full constitutional personhood just five years after corporations did!
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