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If Jesus doesn't have a sense of humor, I am in huge trouble.
Stephen Colbert
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Stephen Colbert
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 13
Actor
Comedian
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Television Producer
Washington
District of Columbia
Stephen Tyrone Colbert
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We don't have to look for what the next thing will be. If experience is any judge, it'll come flowing toward us like a river.
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The shamrock is a religious symbol. St. Patrick said the leaves represented the trinity: the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit. That's why four leaf clovers are so lucky, you get a bonus Jesus.
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My character is self-important, poorly informed, well-intentioned but an idiot. So we said, `Let's give him a promotion.'
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When I read books it's to escape. It's so I don't have to talk to people.
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Global warming isn't real because I was cold today! Also great news: world hunger is over because I just ate.
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When my car runs out of gas, I buy a new one. I don't want to ride around with a quitter.
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Can't wait for tomorrow when I get to exercise my patriotic duty as an American: Complaining about how long it's taking to VOTE.
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In the beginning, God created the heaven and the earth.” Sorry, Darwin-huggers, but it’s not “In the beginning, a monkey evolutioned gay marriage.
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Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Give a man a sub-prime fish loan and you're in business, buddy.
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Try to love others and serve others and hopefully find those who love and serve you in return.
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You know what I hate about people who criticize you? They - they criticize what you say but they never give you credit for how loud you say it.
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Other people's deconstruction of your motivations doesn't help you do what you do. You can't swallow and think about swallowing at the same time.
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Destroying a religious symbol and building a religious center are really the same thing if you don't think about it.
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