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Warmth is to sun, as truth is to me.

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Stephen Colbert
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 13
Actor
Comedian
Satirist
Screenwriter
Television Presenter
Television Producer
Washington
District of Columbia
Stephen Tyrone Colbert
Truth
Warmth
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I believe that people, more often than not, act with the best possible intentions. And when they don't, that's funny to me. That's why comedy ends up seeming cynical, because you're talking about the gap between what people say and what they do.
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In the beginning, a monkey evolutioned gay marriage.
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I can really find something interesting about almost anyone I talk to.
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I know that the pope's infallible, but that doesn't mean he can't make mistakes.
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I'm not a standup. I didn't start off as a writer, I learned to write through improvisation, and so that's the part of the show that can most surprise me. The written part of the show, I know I can get wrong. You can't really get the interview wrong.
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I don't trust books. They're all fact, no heart. And that's exactly what's pulling our country apart today. Because face it, folks, we are a divided nation. Not between Democrats or Republicans, or conservatives and liberals, or tops and bottoms. No, we are divided by those who think with their head, and those who know with their heart.
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A father has to be a provider, a teacher, a role model, but most importantly, a distant authority figure who can never be pleased. Otherwise, how will children ever understand the concept of God?
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History moves fast. It's hard to believe that gay Americans achieved full constitutional personhood just five years after corporations did!
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When I read books it's to escape. It's so I don't have to talk to people.
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When the president decides something on Monday, he still believes it on Wednesday - no matter what happened Tuesday.
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Made no mistake: America is a Christian nation. The bedrock of our theo-democracy is our Judeo-Christian values. that term, by the way, is a bit of a misnomer. It implies that Christianity and Judaism are equal.
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As we all know, reality has a liberal bias.
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I am down with the latest trends. And everyone knows, the thing on the streets is vampires. So I have been biting people on the neck.
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Republicans and nerds have so much in common -- they both live in fantasy worlds and have no idea how to relate to women.
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Join me in standing up against any actual knowledge about guns. Let the CDC know they can take away our ignorance when the pry it from our cold dead minds.
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If you're injecting fear into other people, then you're trying to kill their minds. You're trying to get them to stop thinking.
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Donald Trump is a strong president. We got to stand behind this guy is what I think.
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I used to write things for friends. There was this girl I had a crush on, and she had a teacher she didn't like at school. I had a real crush on her, so almost every day I would write her a little short story where she would kill him in a different way.
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Yes, Dr. King is pro-gun just as surely as Jesus would be pro-nails.
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If we don't cut expensive things like Head Start, child nutrition programs, and teachers, what sort of future are we leaving for our children?
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