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Mitt Romney's email was hacked! So if you start getting messages that sound like they're from a bot, he's fixed the problem.

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Stephen Colbert
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 13
Actor
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Television Presenter
Television Producer
Washington
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Stephen Tyrone Colbert
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