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Stephen Colbert
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Stephen Colbert
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 13
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Stephen Tyrone Colbert
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I began my day as I often begin my days, by checking Donald Trump's Twitter feed to see how far the crazy has spread. And today, I really think he's off his meds, because today he went from crazy to cruel.
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If I had a dime for everytime that I was wrong, I'd be broke.
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History moves fast. It's hard to believe that gay Americans achieved full constitutional personhood just five years after corporations did!
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Nothing reassures parents more than surrounding their kids with the kind of guys who have a lot of weapons and nothing to do on weekdays.
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A new study shows that having a severe phobia can hasten aging. But what if my greatest fear IS aging?!?
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Like O'Rielly, we'll grab the most important word of each sentence... 'The' for example. Also, I'll say, 'I'm angry,' and the graphic will read, 'Colbert angry.
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We are the shadow cast by real people. And that shadow changes shape as the news cycle changes shape, so you always have fresh dirt to dig in.
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In the beginning, God created the heaven and the earth.” Sorry, Darwin-huggers, but it’s not “In the beginning, a monkey evolutioned gay marriage.
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Join me in standing up against any actual knowledge about guns. Let the CDC know they can take away our ignorance when the pry it from our cold dead minds.
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You said in your book that at the end of the day, every politician is human. What about during the day?
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Try to love others and serve others and hopefully find those who love and serve you in return.
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If you're injecting fear into other people, then you're trying to kill their minds. You're trying to get them to stop thinking.
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Texas governor Rick Perry has been in the race only three days, and he's already blowing away the competition like it is a trespassing coyote.
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I used to write things for friends. There was this girl I had a crush on, and she had a teacher she didn't like at school. I had a real crush on her, so almost every day I would write her a little short story where she would kill him in a different way.
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The fate of our country is now in the hands of people who don't think about what they want until they get right up to the register at McDonald's.
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You should spend more time with your families write that novel you've always wanted to write. You know, the one about the fearless reporter who stands up to the administration. You know - fiction.
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Now, I don't see color. People tell me I'm white and I believe them because police officers call me 'sir'.
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When I read books it's to escape. It's so I don't have to talk to people.
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If you like Battlestar Galactica...you're probably a huge nerd.
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