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The way to a man's heart is through his stomach...just make sure you thrust upward through his ribcage.

Stephen Colbert

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Stephen Colbert
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 13
Actor
Comedian
Satirist
Screenwriter
Television Presenter
Television Producer
Washington
District of Columbia
Stephen Tyrone Colbert
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Ribcage
Upward
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Stomach
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