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Stephen Colbert
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 13
Actor
Comedian
Satirist
Screenwriter
Television Presenter
Television Producer
Washington
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Stephen Tyrone Colbert
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I believe all God's creatures have a soul... except bears, bears are Godless killing machines!
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Try to love others and serve others and hopefully find those who love and serve you in return.
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I deliver my Truth hot and hard.
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I know that the pope's infallible, but that doesn't mean he can't make mistakes.
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Northwestern's alumni list is truly impressive. This university has graduated best-selling authors, Olympians, presidential candidates, Grammy winners, Peabody winners, Emmy winners, and that's just me!
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