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Stephen Colbert
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 13
Actor
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Television Presenter
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Washington
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Stephen Tyrone Colbert
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Sixty eight percent of Republicans don't believe in evolution. On the other hand, only five percent of monkeys believe in Republicans.
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Laughter brings the swelling down on our national psyche.
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Of course! Jeb Bush! America is hungry for another leader from that talented family!
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Baby carrots are making me gay.
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I won't be doing the new show in character, so we'll all get to find out how much of him was me. I'm looking forward to it.
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You should spend more time with your families write that novel you've always wanted to write. You know, the one about the fearless reporter who stands up to the administration. You know - fiction.
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Democrats lead in all the polls by at least ten points, except one.. Fox News. That is with a margin of error of plus or minus the facts.
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I actually do not think that's how what's happening to our government is going to be stopped. I think people who are willing to be civically engaged and believe in the promises and the progress of the last fifty years that will save this country.
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I do my show half-hour a night four nights a week. I haven't seen my kids in 18 months, and I am losing calcium in my bones. Doctors say I should stop. I'm not going to.
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The beauty of new media is that no evidence is necessary. The brave blog-troopers have stormed the cockpit of news, and wrestled the joystick of authority away from the seasoned pilots of the press who would land our country at the Facts International Airport.
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Forgot to live-tweet the election last night, so I'm post-tweeting today. I'll start as soon as my fingers unclench from their rage fists.
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We don't have to look for what the next thing will be. If experience is any judge, it'll come flowing toward us like a river.
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Yes, Dr. King is pro-gun just as surely as Jesus would be pro-nails.
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I'm getting angry at liberals.
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The greatest threat facing American today - next to voter fraud, the Western Pinebark beetle, and the memory foam mattress - is the national news media.
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The pen is mightier than the sword, if you shoot that pen out of a gun
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Global warming isn't real because I was cold today! Also great news: world hunger is over because I just ate.
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I've got butterflies in my stomach... because I ate a cocoon quesadilla!
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Pissing off PETA is as easy as pie. Delicious kitten pie.
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Some say, 'Those who ignore history are doomed to repeat it.' I say, 'Those who ignore history are in for a big surprise.'
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