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Stephen Colbert
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 13
Actor
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Television Presenter
Television Producer
Washington
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Stephen Tyrone Colbert
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NASA scientists have discovered a new form of life, unfortunately, it won't date them either.
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I believe in pulling yourself up by your own bootstraps. I believe it is possible — I saw this guy do it once in Cirque du Soleil. It was magical.
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I imagined myself living in New York in some sort of open, large but sparse studio apartment with a lot of blond wood and a futon on the floor and a bubbling samovar of tea in the background and a big beard - living alone but with my beard - and doing theater. That's what I thought my life would be.
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I've been accused of being unambitious, but what I do takes up every minute. I'm executive producer, I'm a writer and the host.
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Agnostics are just atheists without balls.
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The liberal Gluten-free agenda is turning our dogs lesbian.
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As Shakespeare said, there's nothin' cooler than droppin' the 'g's off of gerunds!
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I love being onstage, I love the relationship with the audience.
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If God wanted us to accept gays, he'd have made us compassionate
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If Corporations are people, I guarantee you that a government of those people, by those people, and for those people will continue to exist.
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The shamrock is a religious symbol. St. Patrick said the leaves represented the trinity: the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit. That's why four leaf clovers are so lucky, you get a bonus Jesus.
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There must be a God, because I don't know how things work.
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Yes, Dr. King is pro-gun just as surely as Jesus would be pro-nails.
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In order to be a top-tier candidate, I need 7.5 million dollars, and I currently have 0.0 million dollars.
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So if animals aren't our friends, then what are they? The answer can be summed up between two buns.
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Mitt Romney's email was hacked! So if you start getting messages that sound like they're from a bot, he's fixed the problem.
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My brother Billy was the joke teller. My brother Jim had a really sharp, cutting wit. And the teller of long stories, that was my brother Ed. As a child, I just absorbed everything they said, and I was always in competition for the laughs.
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If I thought I knew what was going to happen, it wouldn't be worth doing. The challenge is how joyfully, with what sense of fun and adventure and playfulness, we will greet it. We don't have to look for what the next thing will be. If experience is any judge, it'll come flowing toward us like a river.
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I could sit toe to toe at a potato table with anybody.
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Will Herman Cain become the first black President that I acknowledge? I call him a dark horse because he's an unlikely candidate who surged forward, and not because he's a horse.
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