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Stephen Colbert
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 13
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Stephen Tyrone Colbert
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Give a man a suicide bomb, he blows up once. Teach a man to suicide bomb, he also blows up once.
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Marijuana is a gateway drug that can lead to awful things, like Phish getting back together.
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You know what I hate about people who criticize you? They - they criticize what you say but they never give you credit for how loud you say it.
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I'm an actor. I hate to blow everyone's illusions.
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If the eyes are the window to the soul, then why does it hurt when I spray them with Windex?
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If I had a dime for everytime that I was wrong, I'd be broke.
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Hey, single malt scotch, youre thirty years old. When are you going to settle down and get married to my stomach?
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Yes, Dr. King is pro-gun just as surely as Jesus would be pro-nails.
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