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Stephen Colbert
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 13
Actor
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Washington
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Stephen Tyrone Colbert
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I don't trust books. They're all fact, no heart. And that's exactly what's pulling our country apart today. Because face it, folks, we are a divided nation. Not between Democrats or Republicans, or conservatives and liberals, or tops and bottoms. No, we are divided by those who think with their head, and those who know with their heart.
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After obsessively Googling symptoms for four hours, I discovered 'obsessively Googling symptoms' is a symptom of hypochondria.
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If anybody needs anything else at their tables, just speak slowly and clearly into your table numbers. Someone from the NSA will be right over with a cocktail.
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I believe Sarah Palin is a true statesman, whose experience as a failed vice presidential candidate, half-term governor and eight-episode reality star has fully prepared her to take control of our nuclear arsenal.
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I'm not a truthiness fanatic, I'm truthiness's father.
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Anyone can read the news to you. I promise to feel the news at you.
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Equations are the devil's sentences.
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When my car runs out of gas, I buy a new one. I don't want to ride around with a quitter.
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They think I'm silly. I do silly things. I fall down and run into things. I talk to inanimate objects. I'll hold a pickup stick to my ear and say, What? What's that? I can't hear you
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Obamacare takes effect in less than eight months. Do you realize what this means? If you go to the emergency room now, you'll be covered by the time you finally see a doctor.
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I may be just an empty flesh terminal reliant on technology for all my ideas, memories and relationships, but I am confident that all of that everything that makes me a unique human being is still out there somewhere, safe in a theoretical storage space owned by giant, multinational corporations.
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After nearly 15 minutes of soul searching, I have heard the call. Nation, I will seek the office of the president of the United States. I am doing it!
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Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us.
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Take the platypus - that is not a finished product. It is clearly still in beta.
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We don't have to look for what the next thing will be. If experience is any judge, it'll come flowing toward us like a river.
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I'm more American than apple pie. I'm like apple pie, with a hot dog in it.
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I've got butterflies in my stomach... because I ate a cocoon quesadilla!
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If Obama can force you to get health insurance just by calling it a tax, than there is nothing to stop him from making you gay marry an illegal immigrant wearing a condom on a hydroponic pot farm powered by solar energy.
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You said in your book that at the end of the day, every politician is human. What about during the day?
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New study reveals men like to cuddle. Another study reveals men will say anything to get into bed with a woman.
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