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Stephen Colbert
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 13
Actor
Comedian
Satirist
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Television Presenter
Television Producer
Washington
District of Columbia
Stephen Tyrone Colbert
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I guess 14% plus Jesus equals victory
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Never throw caution to the wind. It could whip back into your eyes and blind you.
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I'm not a fan of the facts. Facts change my opinion never does.
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If the eyes are the window to the soul, then why does it hurt when I spray them with Windex?
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You gotta learn to love when you're failing.... The embracing of that, the discomfort of failing in front of an audience, leads you to penetrate through the fear that blinds you. Fear is the mind killer.
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I could sit toe to toe at a potato table with anybody.
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Try to love others and serve others and hopefully find those who love and serve you in return.
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Mitt Romney's email was hacked! So if you start getting messages that sound like they're from a bot, he's fixed the problem.
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Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Give a man a sub-prime fish loan and you're in business, buddy.
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What I rediscovered was the therapeutic nature of singing lessons. They're like doing yoga but for [the] inside of your body. You open up and use muscles that you don't think of as malleable.
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I've been accused of being unambitious, but what I do takes up every minute. I'm executive producer, I'm a writer and the host.
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(on fox news).... it's like watching a Disney movie about the news.
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I'm an actor. I hate to blow everyone's illusions.
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Made no mistake: America is a Christian nation. The bedrock of our theo-democracy is our Judeo-Christian values. that term, by the way, is a bit of a misnomer. It implies that Christianity and Judaism are equal.
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Scientists have invented a new strain of cannabis without the high. They celebrated with non-alcoholic beer and furious dry-humping.
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We have this idea in our mind that there's a separation of church and state in America, which I think is a good thing. And we extend that to our politics. Like it's not just church and state, but it's also there's a separation of religion and politics. But of course, there - there isn't.
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If our Founding Fathers wanted us to care about the rest of the world, they wouldn't have declared their independence from it.
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Thinking that other people might be better than you is what makes you Canadian, not American.
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Baby carrots are making me gay.
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To quote from another gospel, DUNE by Frank Herbert, 'Fear is the mind-killer.' ... Jesus was the original Muad'dib.
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