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Thankfully, dreams can change. If we'd all stuck with our first dream, the world would be overrun with cowboys and princesses.

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Stephen Colbert
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 13
Actor
Comedian
Satirist
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Television Presenter
Television Producer
Washington
District of Columbia
Stephen Tyrone Colbert
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