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I'm a knitter. My projects are the ultimate in 'some assembly required.

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Stephanie Pearl-McPhee
Age: 56
Born: 1968
Born: June 14
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If you were ever dumped after knitting a guy a sweater, consider the possibility that the problem was with the sweater, not you. The recipient probably took one look at the thing, imagined a lifetime of having to pretend to like (and wear) this sweater and others of its like, and saw no choice but to flee into the night
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I am a person who works well under pressure. In fact, I work so well under pressure that at times, I will procrastinate in order to create this pressure.
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Knitters use knitting to value-add to the world.
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When confronted with a birthday in a week I will remember that a book can be a really good present, too.
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As usual, the sock yarns have no idea what is going on.
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I recognize that knitting can improve my mood in trying circumstances
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Knitting is a boon for those of us who are easily bored. I take my knitting everywhere to take the edge off of moments that would otherwise drive me stark raving mad.
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Everybody tells me that they would love to knit, but they don't have time. I look at people's lives and I can see opportunity and time for knitting all over the place. The time spent riding the bus each day? That's a pair of socks over a month. Waiting in line? Mittens. Watching TV? Buckets of wasted time that could be an exquisite lace shawl.
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I do know that there isn't ever going to be a time when there aren't any knitters.
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You don't knit because you are patient. You are patient because you knit
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It's only knitting and it's one of the few times in your life when there are no bad consequences to a mistake.
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It is important for knitters to know two things about frogging: that cats are capable of this knitting action, and even seem to enjoy it and seek opportunities to do it and that foul language is a normal, healthy accompaniment to frogging, whether it is you or the cat that accomplished the task.
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The first time you find yourself having a conversation about moss stitch with a group of people who aren't desperately trying to escape you ... it's like coming home.
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just because something is fun doesn't mean it's a waste of time.
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In the nineteeth century, knitting was prescribed to women as a cure for nervousness and hysteria. Many new knitters find this sort of hard to believe because, until you get good at it, knitting seems to cause those ailments. The twitch above my right eye will disappear with knitting practice.
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Knitters just can't watch TV without doing something else. Knitters just can't wait in line, knitters just can't sit waiting at the doctor's office. Knitters need knitting to add a layer of interest in other, less constructive ways.
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When you are knitting socks and sweaters and scarves, you aren't just knitting. You are assigning a value to human effort. You are holding back time. You are preserving the simple unchanging act of handwork.
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Since I became a knitting humor writer, I seem to be understood a little better - at least for the purposes of social discourse.
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I will resist the urge to underestimate the complexity of knitting.
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Your average knitter, obsessed as we are with the art form, is quickly going to begin producing far more in the way of warm things than are needed by even an arctic-bound knitter. Knitting breeds generosity, true...but perhaps in a hurry to avoid burying ourselves in hand-knits. There are only so many scarves one knitter can use.
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