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A fat person lives shorter but eats longer.
Stanislaw Jerzy Lec
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Stanislaw Jerzy Lec
Age: 57 †
Born: 1909
Born: March 6
Died: 1966
Died: May 7
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Lemberg
Austria
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There is a dispute about the existence of God. Both sides try to hide that they killed Him - even before He came into being.
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Youth is the gift of nature, but age is a work of art.
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Pants get shiny even on a throne.
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Is it progress if a cannibal uses a fork?
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Suppose you succeed in breaking the wall with your head. And what, then, will you do in the next cell?
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The weakest link in a chain is the strongest because it can break it.
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Proverbs contradict each other. That is the wisdom of a nation.
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The moment of recognizing your own lack of talent is a flash of genius.
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When you jump for joy, beware that no one moves the ground from beneath your feet.
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Puritans should wear fig leaves on their eyes.
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If a man who cannot count finds a four-leaf clover, is he entitled to happiness?
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Let him who is without guilt cast the first stone. A trap. Because then he will be no longer without guilt.
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Most of the sighs we hear have been edited.
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There were grammatical errors even in his silence.
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A tired exclamation mark is a question mark.
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Beyond each corner, new directions lie in wait.
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The mob shouts with one big mouth and eats with a thousand little ones.
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An apt aphorism half kills, half immortalizes.
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Each juggler should be trained in the ignorance of the laws of physics.
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