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My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!
Spike Milligan
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Spike Milligan
Age: 83 †
Born: 1918
Born: April 16
Died: 2002
Died: February 27
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Terence Alan Patrick Seán Milligan
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