Share
×
Inspirational Quotes
Authors
Professions
Topics
Tags
Quote
Money can't buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.
Spike Milligan
Share
Change background
T
T
T
Change font
Original
TAGS & TOPICS
Spike Milligan
Age: 83 †
Born: 1918
Born: April 16
Died: 2002
Died: February 27
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Journalist
Musician
Poet
Screenwriter
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Writer
Terence Alan Patrick Seán Milligan
Terence Alan Milligan
Terence Alan Patrick Sean Milligan
Friends
Funny
Money
Sarcasm
Better
Sarcastic
Life
Friendship
Enemy
Class
More quotes by Spike Milligan
I'm a hero with coward's legs.
Spike Milligan
Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.
Spike Milligan
We were making love in the back of a truck and we got carried away.
Spike Milligan
If I don't eat soon, I'll die of hunger and if I die, I won't eat soon.
Spike Milligan
Archduke Franz Ferdinand Found Alive! First World War a Mistake!
Spike Milligan
In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight and thought it was his wife.
Spike Milligan
I can speak Esperanto like a native.
Spike Milligan
Listen, someone's screaming in agony- fortunately I speak it fluently
Spike Milligan
Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it's all in perfect working order.
Spike Milligan
All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Spike Milligan
Said Hamlet to Ophelia, I'll draw a sketch of thee. What kind of pencil shall I use? 2B or not 2B?
Spike Milligan
Any man can be 62, but it takes a bus to be 62A.
Spike Milligan
This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it's meaning If you fill every corner of a room Where can I look? If I close my eyes the silence becomes louder! There is no escape from you The only way out is in
Spike Milligan
Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
Spike Milligan
If you kill me, I promise you - you will never take me alive.
Spike Milligan
A lot of learning canbe a little thing.
Spike Milligan
God made nightButMan made darkness.
Spike Milligan
Its all in the mind, you know.
Spike Milligan
I thought I'd begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.
Spike Milligan
I cannot stand being awake, the pain is too much.
Spike Milligan
