Share
×
Inspirational Quotes
Authors
Professions
Topics
Tags
Quote
A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
Spike Milligan
Share
Change background
T
T
T
Change font
Original
TAGS & TOPICS
Spike Milligan
Age: 83 †
Born: 1918
Born: April 16
Died: 2002
Died: February 27
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Journalist
Musician
Poet
Screenwriter
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Writer
Terence Alan Patrick Seán Milligan
Terence Alan Milligan
Terence Alan Patrick Sean Milligan
Cure
Cures
Laughter
Tree
Sure
Funny
Nature
Seasickness
More quotes by Spike Milligan
I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.
Spike Milligan
All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Spike Milligan
Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.
Spike Milligan
Any man can be 62, but it takes a bus to be 62A.
Spike Milligan
I'm a hero with coward's legs.
Spike Milligan
I thought I'd begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.
Spike Milligan
Said Hamlet to Ophelia, I'll draw a sketch of thee. What kind of pencil shall I use? 2B or not 2B?
Spike Milligan
If I don't eat soon, I'll die of hunger and if I die, I won't eat soon.
Spike Milligan
Archduke Franz Ferdinand Found Alive! First World War a Mistake!
Spike Milligan
Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it's all in perfect working order.
Spike Milligan
General: Where are you from? Spike: London. General: Which part? Spike: ... Well, all of me.
Spike Milligan
Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.
Spike Milligan
If a robin redbreast in a cage Puts all heaven in a rage, How feels heaven when Dies the billionth battery hen?
Spike Milligan
Money can't buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.
Spike Milligan
I told you I was ill. (On his headstone)
Spike Milligan
We were making love in the back of a truck and we got carried away.
Spike Milligan
A lot of learning canbe a little thing.
Spike Milligan
There is a time to live, a time to die, a time to laugh, and at no time are the three of them very far apart.
Spike Milligan
I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it wasn't a joke.
Spike Milligan
Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.
Spike Milligan
