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I'm sitting at the dinner table, wearing my future mother-in-law's underwear. It's like some twisted dream that you wake up and thinkL Crikey Moses! Thank God that didn't really happen!

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Sophie Kinsella
Age: 54
Born: 1969
Born: December 12
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Journalist
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London
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Madeleine Wickham
Madeleine Sophie Wickham
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