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Maybe my identity's been stolen. Or maybe I was sleep-shopping!
Sophie Kinsella
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Sophie Kinsella
Age: 54
Born: 1969
Born: December 12
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London
England
Madeleine Wickham
Madeleine Sophie Wickham
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Christmas shopping! I can do all my Christmas shopping here! I know March is a bit early, but why not be organized? And then when Christmas arrives I won't have to go near the horrible Christmas crowds.
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Relationships are a battle. They are a chess game. And what did I do? I just threw all my chess pieces down on the board at once, and said, Here! Have them all!
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Sometimes, when I can't get to sleep, I imagine all the rules I'd invent if I ever got to be in charge of the world.
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Just because of that one disastrous blind date she had last year, where the guy turned out to be fifty-nine, not thirty-nine (He claimed it was a typo. Yeah, I’m sure his finger just happened to slip two spaces to the left).
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When I was your age, if a boy behaved badly, one simply scored his name out from one's dance card. (Sadie Lancaster - to Lara Lington)
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A party like this isn't about the surprise factor. It's about someone going to so much trouble that it just... overwhelms you.
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I change my mind so much, I'm better going on my own. Shopping is a selfish activity anyway.
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There's no luck in business. There's only drive, determination, and more drive.
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A real relationship is two-way.
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And we spend the rest of the evening getting very pissed and eating ice cream, as we always do when something good or bad happens to either one of us.
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My childhood was spent embracing one literary heroine after another. I identified passionately with each one and would slavishly imitate them.
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I need good coffee! I say in horror. It's my only luxury! I can't live with my parents and drink bad coffee. It's not humanly possible. Becky talking about cutting back with her parents.
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Me too. I agree fervently. Every film should definitely have a message. Which is true. I mean... take the Lord of the Rings movies- they've got loads of messages. Like Don't lose your ring.
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There are moments in life that the white-chocolate Magnum ice cream was invented for, and this is one of them.
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The trouble with giving yourself a pep talk is, that deep down you know it's all bullshit.
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Visiting any shop for the first time is exciting. There's always that buzz as you push open the door that hope that belief - that this is going to be the shop of all shops, which will bring you everything you ever wanted, at magically low prices.
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The thing about lying to your parents is, you have to do it to protect them. It’s for their own good.
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I'm allergic to family occasions. Sometimes I think we'd do better as dandelion seeds-no family, no history, just floating off into the world, each on our own piece of fluff.
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That's the trouble with having the whole world love you. One day, you wake up and it's flirting with your best friend instead. And you don't know what to do. You're thrown.
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I bet he never goes on YouTube. He's too busy. It's only tragic cases like you and me who are always online.
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