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she doesn’t really have a sense of humor. I think she’d like to have one—it’s just that she doesn’t quite understand what jokes are for.
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Sophie Kinsella
Age: 54
Born: 1969
Born: December 12
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Madeleine Wickham
Madeleine Sophie Wickham
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Visiting any shop for the first time is exciting. There's always that buzz as you push open the door that hope that belief - that this is going to be the shop of all shops, which will bring you everything you ever wanted, at magically low prices.
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I've never written a children's book, but when people meet me for the first time and I say I write books, they invariably reply, 'Children's books?' Maybe it's something about my face.
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Women need chocolate. It's a scientific fact.
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That's the way it goes. Some things happen and some things don't. This one is obviously just wasn't meant to be. Except deep down... I still believe it was.
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Books are educational so you can buy as many as you want. Sophie Kinsella, shopping at the Limelight Marketplace
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I had gone to Oxford to read music. I had done music all my life, but when I got to college I didn't want to do it anymore.
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The thing about lying to your parents is, you have to do it to protect them. It’s for their own good.
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Oh, please. If she's going to use Mr. Darcy to prop up her arguments, I give up.
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If I behave as though this is a completely normal situation, then maybe it will be.
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Jeez Louise. I know why rich people are so thin: it's from trekking around their humongous houses the whole time.
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They said I was a valued customer. Now they send me hate mail.
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I did a lot of shopping for her in Tokyo because the colors here are very conservative. A shopaholic would have a coat in every color and lots of accessories
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Relationships are a battle. They are a chess game. And what did I do? I just threw all my chess pieces down on the board at once, and said, Here! Have them all!
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I am not a label snob and have learned that the thrill of shopping can be just as great, if not more so, when you find a bargain.
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So I buy it. The most perfect little cardigan in the world. People will call me the Girl in the Gray Cardigan. I’ll be able to live in it. Really, it’s an investment.
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Still, that's the point of love you love someone despite their flaws.
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Just because of that one disastrous blind date she had last year, where the guy turned out to be fifty-nine, not thirty-nine (He claimed it was a typo. Yeah, I’m sure his finger just happened to slip two spaces to the left).
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If you want something you can't afford, think what else that money could buy: a week's groceries, a month's rent, or a weekend away. That will put things into perspective.
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We both gaze down at my swollen tummy for a while. I still can't quite get my head round the fact that there's a baby inside my body. Which has got to come out... somehow. OK, let's not go there. There's still time for them to invent something.
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Ciao, I say casually, and flick my hair back. Si. Ciao. I could so be Italian. Except I might have to learn a few more words.
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