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Not all shabby is chic, just like not every porn actor is a star.

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Sloane Crosley
Age: 46
Born: 1978
Born: August 3
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I got out on the street and started crying the kind of hysterical tears made justifiable only by turning off one’s cell phone, putting it to the ear, and pretending to be told of a death in the family.
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Everything in New York seems to merit preserving. If it's not historical, it's personal. If it's not personal, it's cultural. But you can't. You can't save everything. You just have to pack it up in your brain and take it with you when you go.
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No affair that begins with such an orchestrated overture can end on a simple note.
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I think it's hard to have a full-time job and write fiction, but for essays, you need to be in the world.
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I write on weekends, on vacation, and, really - on deadline and on my floor. Both terrible for the back.
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The Darkness at Irving. Hope to have as much fun doing anything ever as these guys have on stage.
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I would gladly have accepted a heaping spoonful of nepotism when I got out of college and was looking for a job.
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I was pretty dorky, but there are tiers of dorkdom and I always had friends, though they were equally dorky. I was one of those kids who contracted cooties in the second grade and then had cooties, because there wasn't a vaccine for it. When I was around people, though, I generally wanted to make them laugh. I told a lot of stories.
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As we grow up, it feels like you should either invite people into your life or not. There should be fewer and fewer instances of friends you ‘can only take in small doses.’
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My mother is a special education teacher but also an artist, and my father an advertising executive. They are about as wacky as you can get without being alcoholics.
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I think the rule of thumb should be this: if you preface a sentence about a friend with the phrase, 'I love X, but... ' more than once in any conversation, you should stop hanging out with them.
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Uniqueness is wasted on youth. Like fine wine or a solid flossing habit, you'll be grateful for it when you're older.
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If I go into a sandwich shop or anywhere that features 'Today's specials' on a chalkboard more than 10 feet away, I have to ask for a printed menu. I smile at people I don't know on the street and ignore those I do. When at home, I often find myself grabbing my 'back-up' glasses to search for the better-loved pair I have left on top of my dresser.
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I was surprised by how much I loved Portland. It is so wonderfully creative without being artsy. Great food scene.
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I wouldn't want to live in Berlin. It's bombed out and there's a lot of techno.
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