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No affair that begins with such an orchestrated overture can end on a simple note.

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Sloane Crosley
Age: 46
Born: 1978
Born: August 3
Essayist
Journalist
Novelist
Writer
New York City
New York
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It's remarkable the logic we'll build around a misapprehension.
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