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I'm a summer baby, so I usually have my birthday as a good summer memory.

Sloane Crosley

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Sloane Crosley
Age: 46
Born: 1978
Born: August 3
Essayist
Journalist
Novelist
Writer
New York City
New York
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Summer
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