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If you sprinkle when you tinkle please be neat and wipe the seat.

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Simone Elkeles
Age: 54
Born: 1970
Born: April 24
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Sprinkle
Sprinkles
Neat
Wipe
Seat
Seats
Please
Tinkle

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- I don't want you to love me. - Too late, mi chava.
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Luis is right there.” I point to the corner of the yard, where my little brother is the centre of attention doing imitations of barnyard animals. I have yet to inform him that talent isn’t as much of a chick magnet when you get into junior high.
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