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Simone Elkeles
Age: 54
Born: 1970
Born: April 24
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Tinkle
Sprinkle
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Neat
Wipe

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You were lookin’ at me like you wanted to kiss me.” I force a laugh. “Yeah, right,” I say sarcastically. “Nobody’s watchin’ if you want to, you know, try it. Not to brag, but I’m somewhat of an expert.
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Before i was jumped in i remember Lucky telling us how being in a gang was like having a second family... a family who would be there when your own family wasn't. They would offer protection and security. It sounded perfect to a kid who'd lost his father.
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Since you came back from summer break, our entire relationship is about fooling around. We never talk anymore, and I'm sick of feeling guilty for not ripping my clothes off and spreading my legs to prove I love you.
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In the end everything will be okay. But hurdles have to be jumped through first.
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Trust me, he whispers against my lips. Maggie, you're my paradise.
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If any guy threatened her she'd probably suffocate him with her oversized tee.
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Oh, and just so you know, before we go out to the field we all get into a huddle and yell 'Go Queers!' really loud.
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I believe in lust at first sight.And attraction.But not love.
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You shouldn't love me. I don't deserve you.
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I want to tell her how much she's become the center of my being. But I can't. The words won't come.
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I can't help but smile as I swipe a lone tear trailing down my cheek. How can I not be crazy in love with this guy? Time away from him didn't change anything. I can't deny him another chance. That would be denying myself.
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I don't deserve you. You know that, querida, don't you? (Alex)
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Gary, who's wearing a coral shirt and white pants, growls to look tough. It doesn't work.
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Music is my drug, the one thing that makes me numb.
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Guys are control freaks and hate when other people know what's best for them
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Carlos, are we in complete understanding with each other?” “Yeah,” I say. “As long as it’s not in your house and you don’t know about it, you’re okay with us messin’ around.” “I know you’re joking with me. You are joking with me, aren’t you?” “Maybe.
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-You think I’ve got a big ego and an attitude problem? -I don’t think you do, Carlos. I know it. Unfortunately, it’s a Fuentes flaw. -I’d call it an asset. It’s what makes us Fuentes brothers irresistible. Carlos and Brittany
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I keep my expectations low, so nobody disappoints me. Yeah, well, I have high expectations. I look toward Miranda. I guess my friends do, too. Expectations make people miserable, so whatever yours are, lower them. You'll definitely be happier.
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What would it take for you to go out with me?
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I never stopped loving you. Even when I tried desperately to forget you, I couldn't.
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