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If you sprinkle when you tinkle please be neat and wipe the seat.

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Simone Elkeles
Age: 54
Born: 1970
Born: April 24
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Chicago
Illinois
Please
Tinkle
Sprinkle
Sprinkles
Neat
Wipe
Seat
Seats

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