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Man, my girl is one tough chick when she wants to be. I wonder if it has something to do with those big, comfy granny panties she’s got on.

Simone Elkeles

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Simone Elkeles
Age: 54
Born: 1970
Born: April 24
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Does she realize she looks like a sunflower, ready to rain sunlight on all who look down upon her?
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There's a thin line between love and hate. Maybe you're confusing your emotions.
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- I don't want you to love me. - Too late, mi chava.
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Just the fact that you need me to prove I love you is probably a clue it isn’t working
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Please, amigo. We need you, Kimosabe, O Mighty Powerful One. We need you more than the earth rises in the west. The sun rises in the east, dickhead. Only if you're standing on the earth. If you're on the moon, the earth rises in the west.
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No, the next time i kiss you it'll last a long, long time. And then when we're done you're gonna realize being turned on is not about experience
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Unfortunately, there are no guarentees in life.
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From the look of us, you'd never know we slept in the same bed last night and made out like the world was going to end if we stopped.
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The threat of taking something away makes us appreciate it more.
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Maggie squeezes my hand. It’s a silent message that everything will be okay. Somehow I believe her. In the end everything will be okay. But hurdles have to be jumped through first.
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- Just do you know, Lenny this isn't a date. - Then what is it? - It's me falling sorry for you, because you're such a loser.
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I want to be wherever you are.
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Don't they give you happy pills in this place?
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You can't appreciate a great day unless you've experienced bad ones. - Rabbi Glassman
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Sometimes I wish there were do over years or fast forward days
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I gave you my heart, but it wasn't enough.
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